i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

(Quelle: samberglar)

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Krasses Gefühl was durch den Körper zieht, wenn man ein Lied hört was einen an etwas erinnert. (via hglart)

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okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary

"bedtime is 11!"

"mom we’re gonna be late!"
"nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"

"man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
"well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"

The best (and worst) part would be trying to figure out what time to watch tv

you broke my brain 

(Quelle: corporalcreepy)

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  “If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first. 



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  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point

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Sometimes you need to burn bridges to stop yourself from crossing them again. Unknown (via h-auptgewinn)

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*unbaes you*

(Quelle: jxggxr)

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After everything that happened, how could I miss him? But I did, I did. Sarah Dessen (Dreamland)

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if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

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one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

(Quelle: meladoodle)

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Anonym: Bet you can't gif the entire Frozen.



u wanna bet m8?


Holy fuck.

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That’s my girl cutest shit ever (via sluts-n-prudes)

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